thebestfirstimpression

Character(s): Guzma and Janrha
Setting: The Eastern Border of Emptiness
Content: Worksafe.
Summary: Continued from Guzma and Janrha are getting stuck in. It is not going to go well for him. Or anyone, really.

Guzma may have been a blusterer, a jackass, and about as reckless as they come, but he was no fool. What's more, he had that street rat instinct that told him when shit was about to go south. That inner alarm had blared like a foghorn playing through a megaphone when Janrha had borne down on him like a freight train made of the word "kill." Someone like that wasn't aiming to play, and certainly wasn't aiming to play fair.

So, he'd responded in kind. As Janrha's fluid movement easily evaded the arthropod's assault, the skull boss stood motionless while the arrow traveled toward him. He might've been able to dodge an arrow from a less lethal combatant, but fortunately such a maneuver was unneeded. As the cold-laden bolt neared Guzma's surprisingly aged face, it suddenly ceased, as if the air itself had plucked it out of its trajectory. A crooked smirk crossed the tracksuit tyrant as a wisp in the air sheared the arrow in two.
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It came into a full view for just a moment, a dull gilded sharpness that shimmered before it entered a spectral haze again.

"Ya boy Guzma ain't no moron, chickadee." He sighed in faux exasperation, running his hands through the dirty marshmallow of his hair, the bags under his eyes growing as he closed them. Then, his face reoriented itself, the smirk coming back double.
"You ain't gonna hit shit with my boys backin' me up. Best get with it."

Then, he snapped his fingers, the surprisingly loud crackle sounding throughout the choked silence of the empty cityscape all around. As he did, a torpedo of black and blue seared down from the sky, bearing down on Janrha as Golisopod prepared for another round.

"BEAT DOWN, GUZZY JR!"

"TEAR HER ASS APART!"

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GUZMA
ABOUT GAME	Name: Guzma Age: 28. Aliases/Nickname(s): Boss, Ya Boy, Our Boy Canon World: Pokémon Sun & Moon Canon Point: Post-Sun/Moon. Birthdate: November 24th. Reputation: Guzma (oddly) commands the respect and often the fear of the populace in the region he originates from, and his goons display an alarming level of loyalty. He is an accomplished trainer, regarded to be among the best in the region. Sexual Orientation: Bisexual. Species: Human. Family: ??? Occupation: Gang Leader. Goals: Acquire a large amount of dollah. Residence: Niflheim GUZMA STATS COMBAT 6/10 BATTLING 9/10 INITIATIVE 6/10 WITS 8/10 TEAMWORK 6/10 LEADERSHIP 9/10 SELF-NARRATION 10/10
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"Wanna see what destruction looks like? Here it is in human form - it's your boy Guzma!!" -Guzma Pokémon Sun & Moon.
inventory
Starting Inventory: Combat 6x Labeled Pokéballs ("Guzma's Boyz") Contained W/in: Golisopod: Aegislash: Nidoking: Charizard: Weavile: Scizor: Dinged Metal Bat Other Mysterious Vial 12x Pokéballs 10x Full Restore 5x Max Revive Lotsx Buginium Z 12x Identical Tracksuits 12x Identical Hats 12x Identical Bandannas 12x Identical Skull Chains Intricate Skull Chain Sewing Kit Fold-Out Throne Mysterious Vial Current Inventory: Combat 6x Labeled Pokéballs ("Guzma's Boyz") Dinged Metal Bat Other Mysterious Vial 12x Pokéballs 10x Full Restore 5x Max Revive Lotsx Buginium Z 12x Identical Tracksuits 12x Identical Hats 12x Identical Bandannas 12x Identical Skull Chains Intricate Skull Chain Sewing Kit Fold-Out Throne Mysterious Vial Droplets within Mysterious Vial: 0
personality
Guzma is a bit of an enigma within the Alolan region, being simultaneously a flippant, hot-headed, and honestly goofy rabble-rouser, and a calculating, competent, and charismatic leader. His blustering and self-assured attitude make him appear little more than a loudmouthed braggart, and his bizarre mannerisms and gangster speech give others the impression of someone with dubious levels of intelligence and tact. And while none of these impressions are outright inaccurate, there is a crafted layer of woven incompetence in the Skull Boss's persona. His craftiness is clear by the complicated nature of his conspiring with the Aether Foundation, and he does have followers who display an alarming level of loyalty to him. Anarchistic and counter-cultural, Guzma appreciates people who live without limitations and allegiances, and generally likes to see things as chaotic as possible. Guzma is boisterous, loud, and overwhelmingly proud, without any aversion to displaying these traits. He does seem to care somewhat about his subordinates, and has a soft spot for tougher people, especially cheery and peppy ones. At his base, there is also an anti-everything tendency to Guzma that permeates in his speech at times, showing in his disdain for anything established or controlled. A chaotic, avaricious, and prideful individual, Guzma's personality is at its crux, very, very loud. First Impressions: Is a move he likes, yes. Likes: Chaos, Money, Fighting, Battling, Yelling, Himself, His Crew, Food, Paint, Sewing, Clothes, Women, Men, Pokémon, Dancing, Posing, Fire, Sex, etc, etc, etc. Dislikes: Establishment, sitting still, taking orders, constrained people, boring conversation, beating around the point, two-faced people, politeness, excessively polite people. Quirks: THE TRACKSUIT SQUAT.
history
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skills & misc.
DETAILS ABOUT SKILLS, WEAPONS, ITEMS & ROOMS MAY GO HERE Skills: Destruction: HERE IT IS IN HUMAN FORM - IT'S YA BOY GUZMA! Leadership, Battling, Arson, Theft, Robbery, overt criminal activity of any kind, really. Appearance: Guzma has messy, sheet-white hair that expands outward in a mass of poofy, unkempt fluff, ending at a black streak going down the back of his neck. His eyes appear to be black at first glance, but are in fact a very very dark, nearly opaque blue. They are surrounded by what is either well-applied eyeshadow or quite a substantial amount of creases. His age is difficult to determine, he looks anywhere from 20 to 40. He is above average in both height and build. Mundane Talents: Sewing, painting, acting, singing (badly, but loudly), ventriloquism, mechanical repair, vehicles. Guzma and Dito's Room (Room 102): WHOOP.
additional notes
credit to splott at rp_tutorials